2024-05-02 13:00:36
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my channel is home for me, and any of its participants are family. the people who sell ads on their channels seem to be ready to just come home, take off their pants, dump a huge shit in front of their beloved ones and say:
– guten morgen, family! this thing will stay here for 24 hours, then i'll clean it up.
– disgusting! – exclaims the mother
– i can't breathe... – barely gets to say the sister
– fuck that shit – shouts the brother and puts on a gas mask
the ad seller, meanwhile, stands unfazed and exclaims:
– my personal recommendation - have a taste of this exquisite delicacy! any person who had eaten it is now rich and successful. my auntie achieved a whopping 3000% ROI just 2 weeks after drinking this culinary delight in a liquid form!
in the 4 years that i've had this channel, i had only sold 3 ads, and after each time i looked at myself with absolute disgust, much like in the process described above. you're given a 6 mile-long text wall of total bullshit, a link to some retard's channel, which you'd never recommend to anyone – and your task is to rotate your moral compass 180 degrees, blatantly lie to your audience, renounce your responsibility with a #sponsored hashtag, and you do all that... just for some money.
but you'll never escape the responsibility – it's your text, your bullshit, your recommendation, and it is you who must look your family in the eyes while they gaze at the pile of shit you dumped on the ground.
never trust a prostitute, a politician and a person who is ready to sell an ad without having a turmoil of guilt.
exchange referral programs are the future of monetization of any channel, even with weak relation to crypto. it is a noble cause to rid people of feeling guilty for selling ads, allowing them to simultaneously earn ten times more – and that is why we are building our own exchange.
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